harrisonfj0rd:

WOMEN: please wear high heels unless you don’t know how to walk in high heels in which case stay home and softly gnaw on bottles of shampoo

also please show no less than 64.87% of your boob and no more than 27.94%

stop having arms

when people ask you to smile, blowjob them

my tummy itches make that stop

i will think of new problems for you to have tomorrow

Because yes

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Look at me. Look at you

Body like a coke bottle, crush it like a coke can #HOVA

Retrotronics

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babylonfalling:

Def Jam 1997

#tb

beeishappy:

Tom Hanks is perfection.

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